| "OK, so we lied about the Niagara Spray starch, but as you can see starch is heavily applied giving you that extra stiff feeling in your BDU's. We guarantee our shirts to be able to be so stiff as to stand on their own. Heck, you'll be able to flake off the crust of starch! This service is available for 3 easy payments at the amazing low price of $49.99 each! Order now! See you on the parade field!" |
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